the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I got her a Nickelback box set.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
He did a backflip because drugs
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
send nudes
from the living room?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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