I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We left an ass print on the piano.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
