You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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