let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
