i think my mom watched the whole time
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Randomize
