Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
A bitchslap is in order.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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