Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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