ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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