FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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