What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
