One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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