You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Randomize
