No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Randomize