so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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