Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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