in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
It's just like the Real World with babies
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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