Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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