DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Randomize
