Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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