I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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