one word: firstdatebathroomanal
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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