No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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