My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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