its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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