He had one of those small greek statue penises
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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