Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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