how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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