Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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