saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
As shirtless as possible
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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