Where is the hickey?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Randomize
