Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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