just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
God, I missed his penis.
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