But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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