But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Randomize
