We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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