There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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