in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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