im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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