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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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