I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
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