I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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