I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
if only i could text you this smell
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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