Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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