am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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