i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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