i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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