i don't plan on having that self control this summer
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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