am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Vodka?
Forever.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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