the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
