at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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