it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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