If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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