Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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