god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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