I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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